3 things ONLY University students can understand!


1.) Tonnes of assignments

Have you heard of Newton's 'fourth law'? It states that "a student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a sufficient amount of anxiety". We students often procrastinate and leave our assignments to the very last minute. Here is a mind-blowing tip for you:

"Do not cite the Wikipedia, cite Wikipedia's sources!"

2.) The most stressful moment in the exam hall

IS WHEN THE LECTURER PEERS OVER YOUR SHOULDERS AND YOU HAVE TO PRETEND THAT YOU ARE NOT STUPID BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER SO YOU ACT LIKE YOU ARE JUST THINKING! Sometimes you end up doubting yourself so much that you change your originally correct answer into a wrong one. (Please tell me I am not the only one T.T)


3.) Low concentration levels

More often than not, we are forced to attend long hours of lectures and tutorial classes. Our brains get cooked with all that confusing info. Our lecturers however will choose the most convenient time to drop a couple of exam tips right when you lose focus and doze off. Great... just great. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




If you understand everything above, Congrats, you are a real University student



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